Arnold Barkley, he's the head of the, Barkley house
Agnes Barkley, is his devoted and loving spouse
They've got kids, Terri, Rogger and Chester too
And all of them are Barkleys, through and through
'Cos they're the Barkleys, and they're okay
And Arnold Barkley, is always first to let you know his own opinionated ways.