Heckle: I'm Heckle
Jeckle: I'm Jeckle
And we're here on the double
Heckle: We're silly, and funny, and always in trouble
Quacula: I'm that crazy, goofy, vampire bat.
I sure would like to scare you, but I never have the luck.
Heckle: And now the New Adventures of Heckle and Jeckle and Quacula!