They call him Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jaw!
The most futuristic shark you ever saw!
I can walk, and talk, and LOOK, I'm even breathin'!
He's so sharp the things he does are unbelievin'!
I'm the latest greatest shark you ever saw,
When his friends get in a jam, they just call on this big ham
He's Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw, Jabberjaw,
He's the finniest, funniest, shark you ever saw,
Jabber: I don't get no respect! JABBERJAW! N-yuk n-yuk n-yuk!