(Cool McCool sings while playing his banjo:)

Now Number One thinks me the fool,
Has no respect for the name McCool.

But in the days gone by right up at the top,
There was Harry McCool--
He was my pop!

*sigh* My pop, the cop...

(Alternately, Cool would sing:)

Things looked so good, but not for long,
I tried and tried, but it all went wrong.

I hope one day that I'll stop being a flop,
And that I'll make the top--
Just like my pop!

*sigh* My pop, the cop...
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On this day:

In 1916, cartoonist Virgil Partch was born.