Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones.
They're the modern stone age family.
From the town of Bedrock,
They're a page right out of history.
Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
When you're with the Flintstones
you'll have a yabba dabba doo time.
A dabba doo time.
You'll have a gay old time.
(Closing theme is the same, except it substitutes the following verse in place of "Let's ride...")
Some day, maybe Fred will win the fight,
Then that -- cat will stay out for the night!
We'll have a gay -- old -- time!
*bam-bam-bam* "WILLL-MAA!" *bam-bam-bam-bam-bam*