I swan, here's a fellow that we all know well:
Farmer Al Falfa -- he's the Farmer in the Dell;
Well, he's some slicker, and I do declare,
You see him in the flicker pictures everywhere!
The cats and the mice, they call him Al.
They know he's a sap, still they call him pal;
He's as bald as a buzzard, except around his neck,
He's a high-stepping poppa you can bet, by heck!